Mark built a staircase to nowhere. He died testing it by running down...into thin air.
Pierre, a French thief, died chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill. It rolled into a pond, and he followed. Drowned in pursuit of gouda. tales of the unusual death in 15 seconds
Tom and his fridge didn't get along. He died trying to force it to fit a sandwich. The door closed...permanently. Mark built a staircase to nowhere
David died searching for his missing socks under the bed. He got stuck, suffocated, and was found with a dozen missing socks nearby. a French thief
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