Installation
To install PVKII you will need 3 things.
- First: A copy of Steam
- Second: You need to have at least one legitimate Source game installed. Click Here for a full list.
- Third: You need to download a copy of the Source SDK Base which can be found in the 'Tools' tab of steam and requires a Source game to download
Finding a server
You will now need to find a server to play on. Run Pirates, Vikings and Knights II by opening the game through your 'Games' tab in Steam. Click on "Find Server" from the main menu. A menu listing all PVKII servers that have bypassed your filters will pop up. Find a server with the lowest ping that has people playing and click "Join Game".
  |
MOTD Upon
joining a server, you will see the Message Of The Day screen. Read this
carefully, many server operators use the MOTD to explain their rules. Teams After
the MOTD screen, you will have the opportunity to select a team.
Choose to be a Pirate, Viking, or Knight. You can look at the scoreboard ('Tab' by Default) to see which team has the least number of players. You may also choose Auto-Assign if you can't decide which team to join.
Classes
After selecting a team, you will have your choice of which class to play. As you hover over each class, a list of that class's weapons and general descriptions of each will show on the right. If you still can't decide which class to play, select random.
Kill stuff That's
its! If all has gone well, you have now spawned and are ready to do
some serious fragging. Go look for some enemies and stick a sword in 'em.
For more in-depth information on objectives, see Section 4. Game
Modes. For more information about sticking swords in people, see
Section 3. Combat. |
a) Health bar
b) Armor bar
c) Special attack bar
d) Round Counter
e) Weapon select
f) Ammo
G) Power Meter
H) Territory Icons
Mofos Lets Post It 2025 Updated 🎉 💯
They were not anarchists in any textbook sense. Most had jobs, most paid rent. They were craftsmen of attention, repurposing virality as civic probe and tender sabotage. Their tools were simple: encrypted dropboxes, ephemeral channels, DIY CDN mirrors, and a single sprawling web page they called the Bulletin. It was messy and glorious and impossible to moderate with authoritarian intent because moderation requires a single throat to shout from. The Mofos shouted from a thousand.
They called themselves the Mofos because they’d once been bigger: a ragged collective of misfit creators, banned advertisers, and ex-moderators who met in the blurred margins of the internet. In 2020 they were a meme, a rumor, a small web forum with a banner that read LET’S POST IT and a manifesto printed on a napkin: “Post the thing. Break the feed. Make it real.” By 2025 they were a network.
Second:
The movement grew the way weeds do—through cracks. A photographer in Recife posted a sequence of portraits that algorithmic censors had trimmed to grey bars; a researcher in Nairobi dumped a dataset showing municipal budgets rerouted into private accounts; a cook in Queens streamed a midnight recipe that refused to take sponsorship. Each post carried the same tag: #LetsPostIt. Each post carried a risk. Each post had a Mofos signature: an ASCII face, one crooked line of teeth, a promise of solidarity.
In 2025, post-truth had calcified into infrastructure. Platforms were islands of curated certainty, greased by deep learning and ad contracts. Governments passed “digital integrity” laws that sounded reasonable on paper—curb disinformation—then quietly gifted surveillance APIs to companies. Corporations trained models on scraped lives and priced attention like electricity. It was in that landscape the Mofos evolved from pranksters into archivists and, sometimes, reporters.
First: Federation. The Bulletin split into dozens of interoperable micro-nodes, each run by a different kind of user—journalists, artists, sysadmins, teachers—with a shared protocol they called Postlet. Postlet was intentionally dumb: cryptographic signing; content-addressed storage; staggered delay windows to prevent viral cascades; and a peer-review layer where three unrelated nodes could attest to a claim before it gained a “verified” ribbon in the Bulletin’s UI. It wasn’t a truth machine; it was a resilience design. When one node was wiped, the content lived on elsewhere, provably the same because of its cryptographic fingerprints.
Their update that spring was both practical and ideological.
| Last Team Standing (LTS)
The simplest game mode of them all - Kill everyone
you see who is not on your team. The last team with living players wins the round. Win the most rounds to claim overall victory! Booty (BT)
The objective of booty mode is to infiltrate the enemy bases and
bring back as many chests as you can to your own base. Every chest at
your base will lower the counter. The first team to reach zero on this
counter wins the round. On some maps, a particular team may start with
all of the chests with the objective of defending them from the other
teams who have no chests. To compensate for the advantage, the team
will have a much higher counter. In other maps there may be chests in areas of the map outside of team zones. The effective team must strike a balance
between offense and defense, for if everyone is on offense, an enemy
may steal chests from the base while no one is there. Should everyone
be concentrated on defense, there is no possibility of obtaining more
chests. Capturing a chest that was previously owned by another team will remove 5 tickets from your counter and add 5 to theirs. First team to hit 0 tickets wins. Standing in an enemy's chest zone will stall their tickets from decreasing. Use your special while carrying a chest to gain a speed boost for a few seconds. Territory (TE)
Territory is exactly as the name says. The objective is to capture and hold the territories throughout the map. Once a territory is captured, it will count down that team's tickets. The more territories your team holds, the faster your counter goes down. In some maps, holding all of the territories at once will initiate a final countdown; if your team holds all of the territories for the duration of that countdown, you win automatically. Otherwise, the first team to reach 0 wins the game. Standing in an enemy territory, even when outnumbered, will slow the rate that their tickets will decline. Standing in a territory you control will prevent an equal or lesser number of enemies from neutralizing it. It's impossible to capture a neutral territory without first clearing out all the enemies inside. Objective Push
This is an interesting game mode as it will change depending on the map. Mappers have free reign to make anything an objective as long as it has an input/output ability. The designated team that defends must hold out until the timer hits zero, the designated attackers must complete the objectives before the timer reaches zero. If you're a mapper, check here for a quick guide.
Trinket Wars (TW)
In Trinket Wars, each team gets its own ancient relic to protect. The objective is to score kills on enemy players whilst holding your teams trinket or being near your team's trinket carrier. Once you've collectively scored enough points to satisfy the level's ticket requirement, you win! Teamwork is very heavily emphasized in this mode. Only losers fly solo!
|
They were not anarchists in any textbook sense. Most had jobs, most paid rent. They were craftsmen of attention, repurposing virality as civic probe and tender sabotage. Their tools were simple: encrypted dropboxes, ephemeral channels, DIY CDN mirrors, and a single sprawling web page they called the Bulletin. It was messy and glorious and impossible to moderate with authoritarian intent because moderation requires a single throat to shout from. The Mofos shouted from a thousand.
They called themselves the Mofos because they’d once been bigger: a ragged collective of misfit creators, banned advertisers, and ex-moderators who met in the blurred margins of the internet. In 2020 they were a meme, a rumor, a small web forum with a banner that read LET’S POST IT and a manifesto printed on a napkin: “Post the thing. Break the feed. Make it real.” By 2025 they were a network.
Second:
The movement grew the way weeds do—through cracks. A photographer in Recife posted a sequence of portraits that algorithmic censors had trimmed to grey bars; a researcher in Nairobi dumped a dataset showing municipal budgets rerouted into private accounts; a cook in Queens streamed a midnight recipe that refused to take sponsorship. Each post carried the same tag: #LetsPostIt. Each post carried a risk. Each post had a Mofos signature: an ASCII face, one crooked line of teeth, a promise of solidarity.
In 2025, post-truth had calcified into infrastructure. Platforms were islands of curated certainty, greased by deep learning and ad contracts. Governments passed “digital integrity” laws that sounded reasonable on paper—curb disinformation—then quietly gifted surveillance APIs to companies. Corporations trained models on scraped lives and priced attention like electricity. It was in that landscape the Mofos evolved from pranksters into archivists and, sometimes, reporters.
First: Federation. The Bulletin split into dozens of interoperable micro-nodes, each run by a different kind of user—journalists, artists, sysadmins, teachers—with a shared protocol they called Postlet. Postlet was intentionally dumb: cryptographic signing; content-addressed storage; staggered delay windows to prevent viral cascades; and a peer-review layer where three unrelated nodes could attest to a claim before it gained a “verified” ribbon in the Bulletin’s UI. It wasn’t a truth machine; it was a resilience design. When one node was wiped, the content lived on elsewhere, provably the same because of its cryptographic fingerprints.
Their update that spring was both practical and ideological.
Players
The first icon represents the player's avatar; if that player is a steam friend of yours they will also have a friend icon attached to their avatar.
Next to the avatar is the player's steam name.
The icon next in line is that player's class icon. Check the scoreboard to see which classes are already being played on your team.
Next to the player's icon is a section for showing when a player has died. This section may also have a tag under it for Developers, Testers, Admins, Contributors and Donators. Server admins can also set sv_communitygroup to the ID of a specific group; that group's title will show up for any players in that group, as long as the title does not conflict with the tags previously mentioned.
The section to the right of here is reserved for Score and Latency, as well as a speaker icon that shows when a player is using their mic. Click on the speaker icon to mute a player's microphone and text chat.
Score Breakdown
- Kills - The number of enemies whom you have killed.
- Assists - Your kill assists. You get an assist any time you were the last to damage a player within a few seconds of a teammate killing them.
- Death - The number of deaths you've suffered. (Good thing it's just a game!)
- Kill Bonuses - You get kill bonuses from things like getting revenge in last team standing, grail kills, etc.
- Assist Bonuses - Just like kill bonuses, but when you get the assist.
- Healing - Points you get from healing your teammates. Not currently used.
- Captures - You gain capture points from completing objectives. This includes capturing a chest, capturing a territory, etc.
- Defenses - The number of times you've defended an objective. This could be returning a stolen chest, defending a territory, etc.
Armor/Ammo